May 21, 2006

A little more ADHD humor...

Lest you think only poor judgment is limited to ADHD...
  • Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
  • Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  • Only in they have drive-up ATM machines in Braille lettering.
  • Only in some frozen food dinners actually say: "Serving suggestion: Defrost" [But it's just a suggestion.]
  • Only in some peanut packages actually say: "Warning: contains nuts."
  • Only in America...does a bread pudding package actually say: "Product will be hot after heating." [...and you thought???]

For more funnies, visit this site.'s a few funnies from my 5 year old:

  • What do you call a snail on a ship? ...................a snailor!
  • Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn? hat mittens!

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